Introducing Oliver, my chocolate labrador. Oliver's primary objective in life is chasing tennis balls and following me around for treats. He wants other dogs (OK, cats too) to know that I set up a pet trust for him so that if something happens to me he will be looked after in the manner to which he has become accustomed (living high off the hog!). He knows I love him, but his pet trust is proof positive.

So, dogs (OK, cats also) get your slave, er, master or mistress to get you a pet trust.

Now, I did make one big mistake: I told Oliver I was worth more dead than alive, so I'm watching out for those banana skins!